Let's go back to the Crypt of Agony~ Prancing in like horsedom and wagony~ Maybe we'll be lucky and treasure will abound~ Bravely we went, and here's what we found:
Assassin's Stud, that's what she said~ Talking about Jebo, but she became dead~ Because she talked about an assassin in an enclosed space~ And also "she" was entirely fictional in the first place~ Jebo dropped his stud when he realized he liked girls better~ While watching a contest to see who's shirt could get wetter~
Skyfire Chaps of Elements, what a couple of splendid chaps~ They're so friendly that you can ask them 'What's the happs?'~ And they wouldn't even say 'That's a ridiculous greeting!'~ And their elemental backside provides comfortable air seating~
Fulgent Armguards of Sagacity, from the famous Saga City~ Proof that comments made by a bard aren't always witty~
A ghost frog killed us, a ghost baron killed us~ A scary skeleton killed us, and so Pona billed us~ Revenge! Revenge! Let us dance on their graves! But why didn't they drop wizard rings or staves?
Senyah suddenly gained an accent without warning~ We pondered the gender of statues until morning~ Jebo's maskless face was a little unnerving~ But I heard that Durgen's hammer is unswerving~ Audina both harmed or healed, how capricious! She's part of a balanced diet, bold and delicious~
Jebo be nimble, Jebo be quick~ Jebo sat on the candle stick~